Thursday, January 31, 2008

Americaaaa.... F*** YEAH!!!!

So today at lunch we decided to listen to the Team America sound track. If you haven't heard the songs, I suggest you listen to them. They give such a proud American message. Also, if you haven't seen the movie, I suggest renting it or borrowing it from a friend. It's great!


In other news, did you know that Hitler was a Dallas Cowboys fan?? I snagged this clip from Bill White's blog. It's a great scene, I'm not sure where it's originally from, but he was apparently really upset that the Giant beat the Cowboys!!

Watch it here -

Friday, January 25, 2008

Tough Meets Classy....

I just saw a Honda Ridgeline commercial the other day that had me falling off my chair! It almost makes me want to buy one!



The look on his face is great... he's like "WTF?!?!"

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Heath Ledger is dead?!

So apparently Heath Ledger was found dead today, in a possible drug-related death... Go figure. That's what all the actors seem to die of these days. It would be great if we could hear of one dying of old age once in awhile, but the problem with that is that by the time they reach an old age, everyone has already forgotten about them!

But seriously now, I always liked Heath Ledger as an actor, mostly in Patriot, and Lords of Dogtown. I never saw brokeback mountain, and I probably never will (blah blah blah go away).

He's officially my second favorite Australian to die in recent years, behind the infamous Steve Irwin of course. Croikie!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Wii Virtual Reality

This guy really needs to be hired by Nintendo. He has pretty much revolutionized the Wii, which was already a revolution in itself!

Here's a quick clip of what he's been messing around with.


Thursday, January 10, 2008

Chuck Norris Approved

This may be the best presidential candidate commercial ever made. I like anything that pokes fun at Chuck Norris, especially when he is actually involved in it!



A couple of good ones that I feel they should have mentioned include:

  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
  • Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch"
  • When the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
And of course the highly controversial one - Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Please leave your favorite Chuck Norris Facts in the comment section!

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Muffin Tops

The other night I was watching Seinfeld on DVD, and I was up to one of my all time favorite episodes - The Muffin Tops (Season 8, originally aired 5/8/97). My favorite scene features Elaine in a bizarre battle of the lungs with a repeat character named Rebecca De Mornay, who works for a homeless shelter. Here is that argument:

Rebecca: Excuse me, I'm Rebecca De Mornay from the homeless shelter.
Elaine: Oh, hi.
Rebecca: Are you the ones leaving the muffing pieces behind our shelter?
Elaine: You've been enjoying them?
Rebecca: They're just stumps!
Elaine: Well they're perfectly edible.
Rebecca: Oh, so you just assume that the homeless will eat them, they'll eat anything?
Mr. Lippman: No no, we just thought...
Rebecca: I know what you thought! They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps.
Elaine: If the homeless don't like them, then the homeless DON'T have to eat them.
Rebecca: The homeless don't like them!
Elaine: Fine!
Rebecca: We've never gotten so many complaints! Every two minutes, "Where is the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this?"
Elaine: We were just trying to help!
Rebecca: Why don't you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells!
Elaine: I think I might!


Simply classic. Rebecca is the one who also threw George out of a homeless shelter for trying to sell them a "flagged" book from Brentano's book store. Flagged meaning of course that he had it in the bathroom with him. Instant bio-hazard.

Anyway, the reason I bring this up, is because I would LOVE to receive a huge load of muffin stumps! Heck, I love the top of a muffin just as much as the next guy, but the stumps are still pretty darn good! How could someone not like them?? They had to bring in Newman as "the cleaner" to get rid of all the muffin stumps, heck I would have volunteered my muffin consuming services too!!

And then Kramer trying to get rid of them by going to dumps... genius! The guy working the booth at the Jiffy Dump is the same guy who was working the booth at the Jiffy Park (Wig Master 4/4/96), letting hookers turn tricks in the cars in the parking lot.



Top of the Muffin, To YOU!

Monday, January 7, 2008

Knight Rider... back again!

So I saw a commercial on TV the other day in the middle of my Steelers game (those bastards)... Apparently Knight Rider is coming back! It's Phase 2!

I don't think it will be as much of a success as the original, with out David Hasselhoff (<- hilarious website by the way) driving his trans-am, how could it possible be such a great hit?!

But apparently Herr Hasselhoff will be making a guest appearance as Michael Knight, although I'm not sure for how long. This is the only detail that NBC actually gives on their homepage - http://www.nbc.com/Movies_Specials_More/#knightrider

But at any rate, K.I.T.T. looks pretty neat, as an updated Shelby Mustang (Mustang Shelby GT500KR, not that anyone would want all that detail).

Here's a picture, copyright unknown!

looks kinda neat.

Knight Rider is set to air on Sunday February 17th.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

How do I login?!

Man, I almost forgot how to login to this blog! haha...

Well, seeing as it's a new year, I figure maybe I'll just randomize the posts from here on out and see how it goes. One day you might get a story to read, another day you might get a video to watch, and another day you might just get a few pictures. Who knows!!

Today, I'm going to post a video. Leeroy Jenkins is a character that someone made in the popular game World of Warcraft. This is the famous video of him and his guild going into a battle. His guild is planning out the attack while Leeroy is AFK (away from keyboard) apparently getting some chicken. When Leeroy returns, he runs into the battle leaving his guildmates behind in brief stunned silence before chasing after him. Many think he did this just to make fun of nerd-filled guilds who spend days planning out attacks, but others think he is just an idiot pot-head. You be the judge!



LEEROOOOOOYYYYY JENKINNNSSSSS