Chuck Norris Approved

This may be the best presidential candidate commercial ever made. I like anything that pokes fun at Chuck Norris, especially when he is actually involved in it!



A couple of good ones that I feel they should have mentioned include:

• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
• Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch"
• When the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

And of course the highly controversial one - Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Please leave your favorite Chuck Norris Facts in the comment section!